$DWAC. Breaking News—QAnon believers were left disappointed last Tuesday (November 2) when John F. Kennedy Jr. failed to turn up to a Rolling Stones concert, which, by their own calculations, was to be the place of his highly-prophesied second coming.
Of course, if pushed, we'd venture that the real reason John F. Kennedy Jr. might not have been spotted kicking it back to Sympathy For The Devil could be due to the fact that he died in plane crash in 1999, and the dead usually don't tend to come back to life. But what do us sheeple know, eh?